You may have never imagined you’d think about Animal Crossing characters as “kissable,” but surely the idea is in your head now. Even if you’ve already given the matter a lot of consideration, this may alter your lip-smacking fantasies. Here’s our list of who we’d want to kiss most in Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
Apollo
A beak may not seem like the ideal smooching surface, but who could pass up a bird like Apollo? His aloof attitude is reminiscent of the “loner” archetype in anime (think Sasuke from Naruto,) but unlike those characters, Apollo is actually happy to see you.
Raymond
Smart, gentlemanly, and even a little dorky, Raymond would be the perfect make-out partner. Though he may not be the type to go out every Friday night, he’s the kind of cat you could settle in and binge your favorite show with. Who wouldn’t want a partner like that?
Merengue
Have you ever wanted a girl who smells like sweets and knows how to bake? Look no further than Merengue. Her kind heart is welcoming and her pastries are the perfect pick-me-up for a bad day. As a bonus, her kisses probably taste like strawberry shortcake.
Wolfgang
A lone wolf, Wolfgang is the kind of person to keep pushing you away, only to want you closer. The tough exterior hides a complex, softer soul that only the most devoted pursuer can uncover. Want to know what poetry would feel like on your lips? Wolfgang is your canine.
Whitney
Similar to Wolfgang, Whitney takes time to warm up to new people. Once you get to know her, you’ll realize the snarky comments and standoffish personality is just a facade to protect her sensitive heart. Meanwhile, you can admire the time she takes to look good, and the confidence she wears to make it seem like she woke up that way.
Roscoe
Well-endowed goth girlfriends may be the meme right now, but equine goth boyfriends are just as good. Sure, Roscoe will be hard to get along with at first, but that’s because his true self is found far below the surface. Did we mention he plays guitar?
Carmen
Carmen has one of those cool, older sister vibes. She may get you in trouble sometimes, but you wouldn’t regret any of it. On a dreary day, her upbeat energy is like a shot of espresso, letting you see the world in a brighter light.
Who Would You Kiss?
While this is our list of Animal Crossing: New Horizons crushes, we want to know who you would add. Are you more into the dark and stormy types? Or do you prefer those who are never without their smile? Let us know in the comments - or an angry YouTube video!